A new wind?

This morning the populous of the world awoke. As they set about brushing their teeth and preparing their ante meridian brews to vanquish the bleary eyes; the weight of the world compressed upon their collective shoulders. This melancholy's oppressive hulk made the promise of a fine Columbian concoction seem infinitesimally inadequate. Yearning for the warm glimmering beams of a new dawn they reached for their computers and ventured in to the bloggosphere. And there- awaiting them was... Novoventus! Then after reading, the sorrows of the earth were lifted from their shoulders. In a great voice they declared,

"At last, the cure for all the ills, wars, poverty and oppression that plagues our fair planet! This new armchair philosopher spinning his puerile ideas from the depths of suburbia; this windbag of zero credentials mounting his virtual soapbox and shaking his fist, shouting his incessant drivel. At last sanity for the masses! This is what will save us all!"

And lo, the new dawn broke. The shimmering rays of hope opened their blackened souls. Optimism washed over them as a warm placid tide; for they all had a new way to waste their time. The horrifying question of: what will I do between watching episodes of "Cribs" on Tevo and incessantly texting my friends while slurping my 64oz was then answered. They all could continue their lives with that knowledge warming their hearts.

This is the service I offer my fellow citizens of the world, a reprieve from the insanity of the blunders and blubbery of all that hounds your minds. So fair people, fear not, for I shall provide you with the words you so desperately seek. The new wind has arrived.

MSH